you orange flavored motha fucka

was fucking awesome on monday and tuesday. went with friends i hadnt hung out with for a long while. got pretty wasted. went to a bar i didnt get carded at. got more drunk. woke up…still drunk. decided to drink more. was a fun night, and a hungover but more than fun experience at disneyland. friends told me a bunch of stories of things i did whilst intoxicated….i laughed my ass off at how much of a riot and funny they said i was hahaha i love my friends. was a great trip. definitely want to do it again. 

please sweet lord have mercy nobody post porn

things are good. things are real good. im happy. i enjoy spending time with you, even if we dont have a plan, or anything to do. your family is hilarious, getting to know them more and more over these past while, your brother and sister are little monsters but are a spitting image of how you are haha i see where they get it from. im happy. happier than ive been, even before. im happy you said yes. ill always treat you right. with respect. you deserve it. every girl deserves it. 

caraknightley:

shoutout to 90’s kids for being proudest of their decade for no reason

we’re proud cause all of the douchbag kids born after 1999 are assholes. and annoying.